Corrupt A Wish

How to play: Okay so the first person will give a wish.

ex: I wish for cake.

The second person will grant that wish, but corrupt it.

ex: Granted, but it's the smallest and last piece of cake you will eat.

On the second part of your post will be your wish. I'll start.

I wish to have amazing art skills. 

granted, but for the rest of your life you can only draw your least favorite anime pairing, and nothing else.

i wish i could talk to animals

Granted, but you can only talk to them for one day, that's it. 

I wish i could shiftshape

Granted, but you can only shapeshift into a carrot green (:

I wish I could always know the right answer

Granted, but nobody will ever believe you. :(

I wish I couldn't lose my keys.

granted, but the REASON you can't lose them is because they're permanently glued to your hand, and they cannot be removed

granted, but Waluigi always wins

I wish I could eat as many pies as I want 

edit: eep, ghosted

Granted, but the crust is always soggy 

i wish i always knew where i was 

Granted! But you'll forget it in a second

I wish I can read people's mind

Granted! However, you can only read people’s mind all at once. Jumbled phrases everywhere, you can’t discern anything.

I wish I was taller