Corrupt A Wish

Ninja'd

The cat loves you but only at times when you cant give it attention

I wish I could dye my hair

Granted but it will be permanently the color you dislike the most

I wish I could never get tired

You can never get tired, but you will always be hungry!

I wish I had inspiration 

Granted, but it only comes to you in the middle of the night

I wish my cat and I could communicate verbally

Granted, but your cat only ever wants to talk about conspiracy theories.

i wish my voice my voice was deeper!

Granted! But it's very deep that no one can understand you

I wish to be rich forever

Granted! But u can't spend any of your riches

I wish I didn't have sleeping problems

Granted, but you must now sleep for 19 hours straight per day, and can therefore never take a nap. If you doze off, you will always wake up 19 hours later.

I wish I was a witch's crow familiar!

Granted, but the witch's cat harasses you at every possible second.

I wish could do latte art

Granted, but it's always of the exact thing that you least wanted to draw.

I wish I had an eidetic memory.