Corrupt A Wish

Granted! Everyone else's height is now fractionally smaller than your current height.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted but all your future wishes are forever corrupted

I wish I could fly

granted! though you can never touch the ground or stop flying again. oops! 

I wish I was a dog :) 

Granted, you can only fly up, you can't come down except by falling 

Ninja'd 

granted, but you're a very small, little yapper dog

I wish for more sc

You have more SC, but it's only a mirage

I wish I could stop procrastinating

Granted! but you never do your work instead

I wish I never get hungry

Granted, but you'll forever be thirsty and dehydrated.

I wish I had a better singing voice

Granted, but it only works when nobody else can hear you

I wish I could bake a nice bread!

granted but you can never make anything else

I wish I had a dog

Granted, but it's one of the ones that looks evil and always smells bad ((: 

Also, it refuses to pee outside. 

I wish my cat loved me :' )