Corrupt A Wish

Granted! but people cannot appreciate it

I wish I don't get sick forever

granted, but as you get taller you cant stop so you really never stop growing and you grow very quickly

I wish i had market lambs for the fair

Granted, but each of your market lambs will pass a kidney stone, causing severe weight loss. None of them will make weight. 

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I wish to win every race. 

Granted! But people use this to manipulate you. Every time someone declares a race, you have no choice but to finish as quickly as possible. This means races to places that nobody else is actually going to.

I wish I was a wolvden millionaire!

Granted, but you're always low on food and herbs and your hunters can't catch anything but critters and small prey.

I wish I could easily learn and understand the grammar of every language.

granted, but you randomly switch between one language to another and no one can understand you.

i wish i could be a rockstar.

granted, but all your instruments and equipment are made of rocks and have stars painted on them

i wish to be a world-renowned biologist

Granted, but you are only renowned because of the mistakes and failures you made. Every hypothesis you have ever made has been wrong, and the only reason people know and admire you is because your mistakes and failures eventually led to the truth, although it was never you who discovered the truth. 

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I wish for more wishes. 

Granted, but only one gets granted. Oops. Guess that was this one! XD

I wish I could shapeshift

wish granted, but you can only shapeshifter into your least favorite animal.

I wish for a snake.