Max Garner #38701

My stupendous intellect is the greatest you have seen. This is not hubris, it is merely fact. This allows my coffers to be full of the most wonderous prizes, & my boundless generosity allows me to share it with you all regardless of rank or station. White sages, tier threes, they can all be yours, my friend.

For a price.

My superior brain is more than capable of seeing to your every Wolvden need, & it is carefully calibrated, tuned to business spheres which allow myself to officiate thirty-two delicate transactions at the same time, all the while maintaining the brand level of personal trust that allows the name of Max Garner to be one of the most feared, trusted, & respected in all of Wolvden. Bountiful riches shall overflow into your hoard, & you shall cry tears of joy that you have discovered my resplendent profile. You are beginning to weep already.

My neurons have PhDs in multitasking, & they have converged to breed the most wonderful amazing creations that are allowed. I handcraft exclusive lineages that span centuries, resulting in beauty that can, will, be yours.

How do I manage all this, you ask? How am I so incredibly perfect? How have the gods of this universe converged, to make a being truly in their image? How can you attempt to understand? No~ I cannot tell you.

It would break your mind. <33

^my 15 year old cousin wrote that not me (hence the immaturity)

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