Corrupt A Wish

Granted! because you became one

I wish to get everything I want

Granted! You are delivered a piece of paper on which the words "everything I want" are written in bold. Unfortunately, that's it.

I wish I could blend into any culture!

Granted. You can blend into any culture for an unlimited amount of time, but you cannot blend into a culture you've previously blended into.

I wish that I could obtain anything I wanted by thinking about it, and once I think about it it will appear in my pockets regardless of physical mass or weight.

granted, but youll never be able to think about what you really want

i wish i could be transported into any book

Granted, but you'll stay in the book forever as an antagonist

I wish i could have super-fast ∞G internet for once

(Bruh same) granted, but the internet becomes obsolete in an upcoming apocalypse 

I wish my fear of abrupt stops in a vehicle to go away 

Granted, but you gain the fear of gentle, cascading stops in vehicles instead! They seem... so suspenseful...

I wish I were the best Dungeon Master ever!

Granted! but everyone will see you as an enemy

I wish to live without problems

granted!! but you will cause problems to everyone around you.

i wish i could live in different houses every month.