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• Skyrim, AH LUV CICERO, khhehehehehehe mAdness is Merymemt and MarymEnt is might, When the jester Cones with a knife at night~

• Witcher |||, The Wild Hunt, me luvs, ah kept beatin everyone at Gwent also..Regis an Lambert…they me fav

• TOTK, Koltin an Kilton…they so soo fucken adorable, an together????? Oh gods they so cute

• Stardew Valley: Ah not care wit peeps say, ye can be a beast am still play that lovely Farmin sim-Shane,…oh gods he an ah ave so much in common when ah tell peeps who know me, they often ask if Ah explained myself Heh….

• Darkwood: Wolfman, gods fav guy right there~ first night in game an blazes! The damn Banshees came 🤬 methinks they are harpies, yup, ah call em harpies cubs-sue me lol

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Lady in Black 2, the first one was better in me opinion, but the lil' doll the lass was given? Ah named thee Sargent PickleBottom, was hard tah take movie seriously from dat point on

Ah not got D,I,D-Ah just got many MANY thoughts runnin at once, each with their own personal-THOUGHTS, many thoughts with OWN THOUGHTS yes…an neither like ye thus far

Perhaps we are a wild card, depressed erm…"dark" thoughts that shall not be named, maddening "thoughts" and so forth but if am to be a fool who all come to mock than may as well be The Broken Fool, with their fractured mind and twisted thoughts, crippled mental health and one all come to ignore for rather be the one all knows understands the pain of loneliness and having one's own body betray them than to be thought as being like "others".

What do you call a frozen dog?

-A PUPsickle

What do dragons and maps have in common?

-Scales

The enemy of the sea anemone is my frieneneme

So punny

* Emerges from sleepin quarters, walks into same wall five times as a large, hairy fucken werewolf/Ogar o' a man causally watches me*

Zyo-"Ah told ye a million times -AH AM NOT OBSESSED WITH SHANE FROM STARDEW VALLEY"

Trainer-"Oh so ye just happened to be stalkin Shane in the game?"

Zyo-"Aye, that's right"

Trainer-"Then what the hell is that?" *points at the large, empty one liter Dr. Pepper with a paper taped to it with Shane's face drawn on it in which Zyo has arm around like it a person*

Zyo-"That is Dr. Shanper, now…we are tryin to watch tv"

Zyo-"Ugh ah not get anime, none o the characters get me an ah just don't like how dramatic the expressions are" *Downloads Obey Me on phone, gets DM from ShroudFang*

ShroudFang-"Zyoessie, how is the game so far? ^^ "

Zyo-"Ehh it ok ig….." *Spends weeks playin it on phone once it hits midnight*

Zyo-"…….WHY IS LEVIATHAN SO RELATABLE?!!"

*Meanwhile the ooc on Discord (Suja is chinchilla in rp)*

Zyo-"Ah say, Suja acquires a bow tie AN a top hat, he needs to be classy"

ShroudFang-"Oh no…..what have I done? I have entered the pit", *Causally explodes Zyo's DMs with a million chinchilla pictures*

Zyo-"NOOOOOO THEY ARE TOO FANCY OMGGGGGGGGGG"

ShroudFang-"Now we both suffer XD"

*Pulls car into parking spot, many kids runnin like mad as music blares from a sleek car*

Ogar, bein the driver-"Aye get their attention"

Zyo-*pokes head from passenger's window with an empy Dr. Pepper can in one hand, phone the other* "OI YER YER FUCKEN ARSE IN ERE OR AH WILL FUCKEN GRABE YE AN PULL YE IN THROUGH THREW THE WINDOWER!!!!!"

Trainer-* frozen in place from embarrassment*😳

Complete strangers in area-😱

When playing horror game and obvious demon bangs on window claiming to be Grandma:

Zyo; *slurps Dr.Pepper* "Lassie, my Grandma would enter through the DOOR like a normal creature-or break it down!

Me; Ah am completely normal

Others; 🤨

Me; Wut?! AH AM NORMAL

Others: You look oddly good in that Joker makeup

Me; *Snaps neck* 😤

Walks into a conversation with Dr. Pepper in hand:

Lanky male; unless you have D.I.D *glances at Zyo*

Me; 😑Why ya looking at me?!