What is the dumbest question anyone has asked you?

OOH OOH OOH or the time I'm in casual clothes pushing a cart through the grocery store ACTIVELY SHOPPING, and this lady asks if I work there. Like....what? I'm wearing an Iron Maiden tee shirt, jeans and sneakers, with a cart in my grasp....why would you ask me that?

Some old lady once dialed the wrong number and called me when she was trying to contact Walmart. Our exchange went as follows:

Her: Is this Walmart?

Me: No

Her: .......are you sure

I've been asked twice if I believe dinosaurs were real....

Ok but who says dinosaurs aren't real tf

Boomers who grew up in anti-evolution schools 😩 Like I feel bad for them, these people 50/60 years old and don’t know dinosaurs. Like lemme take you to a museum pls 

On the topic of extinct animals, one time I was explaining to my sister how we probably domesticated polecats instead of ferrets since our domestic "ferrets" look much more like a polecat than a ferret.

She then said, "Aren't polecats extinct?"

Dude, I literally showed you pictures of polecats and you ask that stupid question?

Oh my god, this reminds me of my aunt. I was at my cousins house, and her comforter has narwhals on it. I was talking about how cool narwhals are, and my aunt, who is an English teacher for 8th graders, said “How do you know all this, narwhals aren’t real?” this is woman is almost 40. And she has a child.

WHAT THE HELL LMAO

She has a daughter too