The Chicken Noodles
Salut! (I'm learning French rn- that means "hi") 
Not much to say here; there are only two rules:
Rule #1: No being mean.
Rule #2: Have fun, message me if you want to talk!
I WILL ACCEPT ALL FRIEND REQUESTS
Any wolves in unsorted are either up for grabs or are in a trade or raffle; DM me if you see one that you want!
Have a nice day!
Long ago, there was only one thing in existence: A large ball of noodles, orbiting the sun.
A chicken sprouted from these noodles. This is proof that the chicken came first, not the egg. (HA! I BEAT YOU, STUPID RIDDLE!!!)
With this chicken, a hungry wolf came. But the chicken begged, "Don't eat me! I need to have... like, annoying little peeping kids so that my kids will continue my lineage! Please can I hatch an egg first?" So the wolf obliged, eating noodles in the meantime. After much time and waiting, the chicken hatched two chicks. The wolf was very hungry by now, and it took all of their self control not to devour the tiny babies. (Hehe ruthless) The wolf waited patiently, until the hen was pleased with herself and DIED. So the wolf ate her along with some noodles. The wolf was very thirsty, however. So they went to the broth lake and drank the savory broth, flavoring it with chicken. Then, all of a sudden, the big bang occurred, demolishing the noodle-land. Except for one thing-- chicken noodle soup. From then on, the wolves worshiped chicken noodle soup and the brave wolf's sacrifice to salvage the delicious soup.
Not much to say here; there are only two rules:
Rule #1: No being mean.
Rule #2: Have fun, message me if you want to talk!
I WILL ACCEPT ALL FRIEND REQUESTS
Any wolves in unsorted are either up for grabs or are in a trade or raffle; DM me if you see one that you want!
Have a nice day!
Long ago, there was only one thing in existence: A large ball of noodles, orbiting the sun.
A chicken sprouted from these noodles. This is proof that the chicken came first, not the egg. (HA! I BEAT YOU, STUPID RIDDLE!!!)
With this chicken, a hungry wolf came. But the chicken begged, "Don't eat me! I need to have... like, annoying little peeping kids so that my kids will continue my lineage! Please can I hatch an egg first?" So the wolf obliged, eating noodles in the meantime. After much time and waiting, the chicken hatched two chicks. The wolf was very hungry by now, and it took all of their self control not to devour the tiny babies. (Hehe ruthless) The wolf waited patiently, until the hen was pleased with herself and DIED. So the wolf ate her along with some noodles. The wolf was very thirsty, however. So they went to the broth lake and drank the savory broth, flavoring it with chicken. Then, all of a sudden, the big bang occurred, demolishing the noodle-land. Except for one thing-- chicken noodle soup. From then on, the wolves worshiped chicken noodle soup and the brave wolf's sacrifice to salvage the delicious soup.
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