~*Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?*~

*silently creeps up on ya’.*

”Ey, ya’ owe me, my guy. The only way you can pay me back is by egg.”

What will you do?

Give egg and be done, or sUfFeR?

(Yes, this is modeled after those cringey Choice ads)

egg? 👉👈

May i take, another egg for today? 

Can I has egg plmz? 

--aha! Many people should have eggs waiting!

i thank you for egg

hello, mighty Egg Friend! May I trouble Your Eggship for few delicious morsels?

@17352 The Eggship delivers tasty cargo!

I SLORPED THE EGGS, AS INSTRUCTED.. THANK YOU, EGG FRIEND.