Change One Word

This is a simple and fun game, and I have played it for many years over many forums. The concept is simple. We all start with one sentence. Each person can add or change one word to the sentence to make it different. I've seen some insane changes over the years. Here is an example: 

Starter: "I would like to buy a car."

Person 1: "I would like to lick a car."

Person 2: "I would like to lick a purple car."

And so on and so forth. So, I'll post up a starting sentence so we can get on with the fun:

I would love to eat a slice of pizza. 

I would love to eat a slice of matches 

I would love to eat a pile of matches

You would love to haul a pile of dirt

You would love to haul a pile of money

You would love to own a pile of money

You would love to own a pile of real money

You would love to burn a pile of real money