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Posted 2025-03-06 16:40:30
'look at him- HE IS PERFECT BEHOLD" Amy said beaming at the pup. ".......Your...positive about that..." Killian growled slightly. Apollo flinched away from the cold glare. "YES- apollo sit!" Apollo fell backwards on his butt, "good- apollo, dance!" Apollo spun in a circle- before getting dizzy and falling over. "hm...apollo do a cool trick!" Apollo sat up and then walked around on his hind legs. "SEEE he is PERFECT" Amy barked estaticly. Killian blinked "er Amy, I don't think we should choose and heir based on their ability to look like an idiot." he sighed. "booo, buzz kill- would you rather we have me- "NO" Killian interrupted. "....if I'm being honest none of our pups are particularly capable..." Amy shrugged. "..........I meannnnnnnnnn......we could......" killian said in an extremely dragged out whine. "nope nope nope- well unless you wish to be the on having the six kids this time, and then nursing them, and then giving mental support to them and having to be a role model to both genders because their dad is a recluse." Amy growled batting a paw at him. "I mean you don't have to do all that." Killian shrugged slightly flinching away. "either your implying I don't have to give mental support or show affection....or your implying I X out some of our pups." she says flatly. "I- DIDNT SAY EITHER OF THOSE- we could've...adopted!" he says nervously. "I hereby adopt apollo- Killian spend time with your new son, I....I need to go attack a mountain lion to deal with my emotions." Amy sighed sprinting off. "dam- wait- I probably shouldn't instill my personality into you, your new so you haven't been polluted! Rule one: never repeat any unknown words you hear from me....now lets...hm um...what do you like to...do for fun??? what do pups do for fun...?" Killian said trailing off in thought. "Ah- I know, pups like...um....I need some help here- HEY YOU OVER HERE NOW" Killian yelled at some nearby adols. The adols looked amongst eachother trying to decifer who he was talking to, they eventually decided to all respond. EmoWalker, kip, mackerl'o, and dash. "oi mackerl'o! you integrated with he cool adols- good job...er....I'm trying to be involved."Killian said awkwardly. Mackerl'o started blankly at him, "oh- right do any of you know what's cool for young adols and pups?" Killian said casually. "er I don't know... we kinda just...spy on wolves so..." emowalker shrugged. "....I mean when I was younger I used to like to run into walls and try to backflip off of them- actually I still do that...its cool" kip barked brightly. "...emowalker stop that, and kip- that is a fabulous Idea....infact....here you teach Apollo how to do that! oki- I order you to do this since I'm your king- byee" Killian said quickly as he sprinted off before they could respond. |
 Amy is tired -_- #91390 |
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Posted 2025-03-07 12:24:13
Amy flicked an ear irtibly "Your point...?" she sighed. "maybe...you could just..oh I dont know...TALK ABOUT THINGS- instead of attacking mountain lions." Reed said waving his paws. Dawnray nodded rapidly "mhmmhm", "and anyway as you age bones aren't that quick to heal anymore." reed said bluntly. Amy squinted at him "so....are you going to fix my leg orrrrr......." she growled. "well when I learn the magic used to heal bones I'll be sure to let you know." Reed said sarcastically. "we could just make a cas- "SHHH I'm trying to teach her a lesso- "I can hear you both, your talking Infront of me" Amy barked. Reed slapped his face with a paw. "ok- but as I was saying.......perhaps you should leave the wildlife alone- "no" Amy interrupted. "right....well do you have to go after larger animals....I mean what's the point??" reed sighed. "....I am not obligated to answer anything" Amy announced loudly. "right..okay.....well at the very least try to be more careful- you broke your leg and displaced a shoulder blade I think." reed shrugged. "not to mention the scars" dawnray interrupted. "yes....so from now on you have a permanent limp! even if the leg heals!" reed yipped. "well that sucks- now I can only disembowel turtles, booo" amy sighed. |
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Posted 2025-03-31 12:16:19
Amy overlooked the forest "bad bad bad" she sighed. "yes...but...we could use the fire- anything can be useful in the right context! we could thr- "we are not throwing excess puppies into a wildfire." Amy interrupted. "...what about the non-sentient ones" "Killian if we got rid of wolves because they werent blatantly useful you would've been gone long ago." Amy snorted. "I'm useful- sometimes.....and anyway- we have more wolves than we can count- er well not really but its cramped. not enough food especially with wildfires. seriously the unarmed pups would be better off and met would be in a better place." Killian retorted. "we cant harm innocent puppies." Amy sighed. "met is not innocent." "I never said anything about not harming met but- that's besides the point..."Amy shrugged. "I mean we coul- " alax paused realizing the two were staring at him. "I...think we should evacuate- like soon because.....well its moving quickly." he sighed. "he's right, as a scout I can confirm about 2/5 of the mountain is now on fire..." emowalker piped from beside him. Amy and Killian glared at the two, they had good advice but...for the sake of authority the co leaders of a pack aren't going to listen to a yearling and an adol. Emowalker was a scout and alax was both the next lead and a scout apprentice. However alax was nearly as big as emo due to the lack of a large age difference. "your really should listen to them.." said a unknown voice. A greyish wolf sat nearby with his head dipped, he had white and black hetero eyes. "and you would be..." Killian asked dryly as he stepped out Infront of Amy and the annoying scout and his apprentice. The wolf sighed stepping forward slightly, "you really need to keep better record of your former packmates, Amy" the wolf sighed. "also you can back down now foxy- I'm not going to hurt anyone-" he sighed. Killian growled wordlessly at him. "the nerve of some mutts honestly- also I like what you've done with your face- grey monochrome with het eyes suites you, foxy." the wolf snickered a bit. Killian glared at him with hatred. "wait- hold on...I think I know you-" Amy said padding past Killian who flicked an ear. Amy stopped a foot Infront of the wolf "mmmm....qaurtzeye! you were grizz's adopted dad right!?" Amy asked brightly. Qaurtzeye who had beamed at his name then sunk down "well...yes but...I was also a co leader of the pack so- meh.." qaurtzeye sighed. "oh don't be so glum! old pal-eo! nobody remembers me- ever" said a blueish wolf sarcastically as he bounded out of literally nowhere. "hi Hi hello everyone- tis i "OH MY FURR" emowalker squealed interupting ljus dimma's grand entrance. "HIIIII I'm a fan-" he said franticly. "I...have fans?" ljus said blankly. a few minutes later "oh he's a jolly good fellow, oh he's a jolly good fellow, oh he's a jolly good fellowwww- "shut up" Killian spat at alax and emo who were chanting as they followed ljus dimma. "boo, what have you against my entourage?" ljus dimma sighed dryly. "their getting on my nerves..." Killian groaned. "hm well...hm if..you don't allow my underlin- er minio- nope their not that either... CHEERLEADERS yes- if you don't let my cheerleaders sing in my honor I will...curse all your children starting now!!" ljus dimma said threateningly. Alax and emo resumed singing "shut up" Killian interrupted again. "you...you made me do this- from now on al- hey why are you snickering at me!" "well...firstly all my kids are adults and secondly I don't pla- "you mean I as in ME AMY, doesn't plan on having more" Amy interrupted loudly from a few feet ahead. "right right, what she said." killian nodded. "hmmm well... your first born son will...hm...he will...never have kids and..... he is aro-ace anddd he is now introverted mwhwhahahahah" ljus cackled evilly. Everyone around him burst into laughter. "your so sweet and considerate! you just solved one of our pack's many problems!" Amy barked from somewhere up ahead. "uh what- "maybe we can let him out of the pit now..." Killian mumbled to himself in thought. "....the leader's first child sleeps in a pit- "a shame-pit" emo interrupted before bowing and apologizing profusely. Then they continued the walk to camp in silence. |
Amy is tired -_- #91390 |