Magpie

The funniest little guy ever, here are some personality flavour texts from when he was an adolescent:

Magpie offers you a gift with a fake smile and you know that it's either stolen or forcefully taken from someone else.

You catch Magpie whispering some nasty gossip to a packmate. They notice you but don't seem to care.

You find Magpie antagonising a mouse. They're smushing it between their paws and when it squeaks they let it go before trapping it once again. They seem to find joy in this game.