Uncle Iroh

"Be careful what you wish for, Admiral. History is not always kind to it's subjects."

"Sharing tea with a fascinating stranger is one of life's true delights."

"I know you're not supposed to cry over spilled tea, but it's just so sad."

"This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!" ("Uncle, that's what all tea is.") "How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?"

"You're looking at the rare white dragon bush. It's leaves make a tea so delicious it's heartbreaking! That, or it's the white jade bush, which is poisonous."

"Sick of tea? That's like being sick of breathing!"