Pyewacket

It seems like an ideal day, but Pyewacket is insistent that something is bound to go wrong.

Pyewacket gives you a tired smile before launching into their usual complaints. They suddenly stop to show you something among their belongings and offer it to you. They don't want it, so it's yours now.

As usual, every time you think you've had a bad day, Pyewacket proves it's not so bad. According to them, theirs is always worse and they're ready to describe in detail exactly why.