Kanza

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"Your fantastic darling. But alas, i'm better."

"My, you look STUNNING!"

"Ugh, get this thing away from me, how dare you bring this as a present? Give it to the mountain lions!"

Charming? Kanza? No way.

10/22/21: Her heat is in 4 days and i'm debating if I should stud her to my ugly ass man candy I have or use my SC for other studs...

10/29/21: TBH she needs some sort of rank rn but she can't be a healer until Holata dies. Not sure if she'll remain a future healer since Holata is pretty young, and the moment Holata dies Kanza will be right behind her.

11/4/21: I guess you'll be doing nothing until I choose to replace Holata or give you a different rank.

11/5/21: Not sure how I feel about her cream merle anymore.

11/10/21: To breed or not to breed is the question.

11/12/21: WELCOME TO THE GUARD RANK KANZA, HAPPY TO HAVE YA

11/28/21: Do I want the cream merle? Or should I just replace it?

12/1/21: Welcome to the herbalist rank! Happy to have ya!

12/2/21: Sorry for making you cure my shit filled lead.

12/3/21: Sorry for forgetting you're a herbalist and making you go down in proficiency.

12/9/21: I keep forgetting I have a new herbalist....

12/10/21: Omg I am so sorry I keep forgetting to make you do something as a herbalist so now your proficiency keeps going back down to 0. I promise i'll get you up to where Holata was.

12/13/21: Sorry for making you cure my shit filled lead. I warned her about rolling around in poop.

2/21/22: You mean to tell me Lorenzo has an open wound and you DON'T have an open wound salve??? YOU'RE A HERBALIST DO BETTER

2/24/21: Man if you don't hurry up and mix up a cure for Lorenzo, girl you're so useless.

3/20/22: Herbalist yet you get sick... Bro just mix up a cure and heal yourself, why do you let yourself get this bad?

7/21/22: BACK ON THAT FORAGING SHIT LESSGO

8/28/22: I love how the feed all play all is feeing and playing with everyone but you.

2/2/23: Guess fucking what!!! New pack lore. Only the herbalists offspring can become the next herbalist... You know what that means Kanza.. You better FIND SOMEONE and PRODUCE A HERBY HEIR

2/3/23: Ok I managed to get you pregnant with a random stud I found. I don't care what the pups look like, I just need an offspring from Kanza to continue being a herbalist before she dies, since she's already at 6 years.

2/4/23: I'll nest you before you give birth don't worry. No need to keep you out of a job when you can still work amiright.

2/5/23: All of your puppies are downright atrocious so I might just go with adopting instead, but idk if at least 1 survives I can just deal with it then. I'm more worried about my leads offspring than I am a herbalist.

2/7/23: You're at 6 years so hopefully you have at least 1 heat left. I'm so upset, I really want a herblist that at least looks like you or not ugly.

2/10/23: I'm not even sure what to do. Your first litter sucked and you're old. Not sure if I should put you in a random pair bond and have you adopt a puppy but if you don't get your heat before or after 7 years and 5 months then we're gonna have to call it quits on your line and my new rule will only apply to the next herbalist... Then again my rule for next in line didn't count for Chenoa despite it being already in place. Who knows I might just do what I did and have a successor for you instead.

2/14/23: You're just gonna have a successor.

2/23/23: You have to hurry and find Tabacco, Chenoa has fucking fleas and fleas is the last thing this pack needs.

3/24/23: Ok, after this last forage i'm retiring you. You've lived a good life, you didn't get to where Holata was but you were close.

3/25/23: Crossing over the rainbow bridge huh? How was it? I bet it was bliss. Now go meet Holata, she has a lot of words for you!