Kooseapop

Glorious Ballad of Kooseapop, the Stoopid

This wolf was fair and brave kind; he led his pack in a questionable manner, but all the pack members were always fed and content.

There was no wolf equal to him in butt biting and having diarrhea; his enemies had always tried to steal his glory, but nobody was able to bite his butt as his buttcheeks were always covered in fresh, slippery, liquid poo.