Howard

I honestly cannot believe this shithead made it to adulthood. The only wolf I currently know of to live through two pup injuries and he literally yeeted his sister, Anna, since there wasn't enough room. This ugly creature shall live here. Congratulations Jo . . .

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My Roommate has claimed this wolf. She refuses to play but will not let me yeet this ugly monstrosity. "Howard the Homunculus" is staying because she won't make me food if I don't keep him.

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Things said about Howard: 

"Howard said F you, I live here! He a cut throat MF'er! Took one look at Anna and said GTFO!"

"Really? +2 Wisdom your first hunt?"

"If he's a Stalker you have to make it some type of peeping tom thing!"

"What if Howard's the chosen one?!"

"Can he have Winnie the Pooh?! Please?! I am lord of the bees and king of the bears!"

"Howard is the reason I cry myself to sleep at night."

"You're a whole ass Stalker,  WHY THE HELL DID YOU GET+5 STRENGTH AND +1 WISDOM AND SMARTS!?"

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Puppy Injury

Howard came running back from his most recent adventure into the forest. When you ask him about the injury on his side, Howard reassures you that it's just a flesh wound. Oh no! Howard gained a small injury and suffered -3 HP

Puppy Injury

One of your scouts could barely contain their amusement whilst giving their daily report to you. Apparently, Howard got a little too cocky and thought he was "leader of the bees". He ended up getting coated in bee stings after trying to steal some honey from his "loyal subjects". Oh no! Howard gained a small injury and suffered -2 HP