Whose Wolf Is It Anyway?

Hey everyone,

I recently watched a lot of "Whose line is it anyways" and I thought it could be a fun idea to try their "Scenes from a hat" format  out here with wolvden. If you do not know the show you should take a look. It is hilarious. You just say anything funny that comes to your mind about a line that is being given to you.

The Line is:" What can you say about your Wolf that you cannot say about your partner"

I will start off with:" Look, mine found a Mule Deer Carcass while roaming outside of our cave!" Let me hear your lines!
*I tried ¯\_(ツ)_/¯*

Let me hear your lines!

P.S. Please write comments that are within the rules of the forum and nothing explicitly sexual etc.

Man, sure wish I can give them a few scars

Ew, they look like if stale Cheeto dust and ketchup had an ugly child.

It's so frustrating that they can't even wrestle with one bear without almost dying!