Anyone want silly wolf comics?

First let me apologize for any stray apostrophes on here. My keyboard is having a temper tantrum, but there's` nothing I can do about it since it's built into the laptop. 

`Anyways`. I want to do some art. Something silly and eas`y. `But I don't have any ideas. Anyone want a short, silly comic of your wolf/wolves? `It would be `VERY `simple,  maybe 2-4 panels. `J`us`t link me to your wolves,` describe what you want them doing, and I'll get it done. Should be done in an hour or less.

Asking 200 SC

ALS`O if anyone has` `ANY IDEA `how to permanently dis`able s`pecific keys on a keyboard without downloading random software from s`ketchy s`ites` and can help me s`olve this` incredibly annoying problem I will do you a `HQ tag for FREE.